Happy Birthday Shakespeare
To celebrate the bard's birthday, I suggest you use an insult today penned by the love of my life.
"Thou smell of mountain goat"
"Scratching could not make it worse...such a face as yours"
"Bolting-hutch of beastliness"
"I was searching for a fool when I found you"
"Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes"
"Cream faced loon"
"Thou crusty batch of nature"
"There is not ugly a friend of hell as thou shalt be"
"The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes"
"Thine face is not worth sunburning"
"You are a candle, the better burnt out"